Sometimes, when I put paper into the paper shredder,
I like to scream as if my hand is caught,
just to see who’s paying attention.
~ by suitenectar on August 12, 2010.
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Little Drops of Nectar 
I had a friend who used to like to find a place on the London Underground platform waiting for a train as close to a beautiful woman as he could get. He would then turn around in fake surprise and say in a loud voice, “No, I will not have sex with you!” and stomp off down the station.