How to tell a Guy his Zipper is Unzipped!
How to tell a Guy his Zipper is Unzipped!
10. The cucumber has left the salad
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position
7. Paging Mr. Johnson…Paging Mr. Johnson
6. Elvis has left the building
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction
3. You’ve got a security beach at Los Pantalones
2. Men may be from Mars, but I can see something that rhymes with Venus
And the #1 way to tell a guy his zipper is unzipped….
You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary”
I didn’t write ’em, folks. This is from an email I received in 2005.
Little Drops of Nectar 
too funny
I laugh, and laugh and so on…