Cows, The Constitution, & The Ten Commandments

As with all of my “Keepers”, I did not write this.  I simply found it to be worth sharing.

Three Things to Ponder :

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington? Also, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E    C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .  Why don’t we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.

T H E   1 0   C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this:
You cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,”
and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians…It creates a hostile work environment .

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~ by suitenectar on May 12, 2010.

3 Responses to “Cows, The Constitution, & The Ten Commandments”

  1. Awesome!!! Thanks for sharing.

  2. This is great! I love all of your writing- I love the down to earth tone. Any tips for an-about-to-be-college-grad,struggling to find he place in the writing world? how’d you wind up with all these fans?

    outofthecastle.blogspot.com

    • Hi Sarah. My tip would be to write what comes naturally and be yourself. My blog is mostly about my real life. I try not to sensationalize things. Honestly, I only have 16 subscribers, but thanks to Freshly Pressed, I’ve had over 1400 hits today alone. It helps that this is the second post I’ve had featured in Freshly Pressed in just over a month. My other advice would be to find a day job! I have a 9 to 5 that pays the bills as well as my own company on the side, through which I write and design. Good luck!

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