A Blonde’s Year in Review

As with all of my “Keepers”, I didn’t write this.  I simply found it worthy of passing along.

This one’s for Penny!

A Blonde’s Year in Review.

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..
Helllloooo!!!…..bottles won’t fit in printer !!!

Exhibit A

March – Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….
box said “2-4 years!”

April – Trapped on escalator for hours …. power went out!!!

May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….8 cups of
water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

June – Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August – Got locked out of my car in rain storm…..
car flooded because convertible top was down.

September – The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???

October – Hate M & M’s…..they are so hard to peel.

November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!

December – Couldn’t call 911 …. “duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button
on the stupid phone!!!

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~ by suitenectar on May 24, 2010.

3 Responses to “A Blonde’s Year in Review”

  1. These are good ones — thanks for the laughs

  2. Why do I suddenly feel so smart? Ha! Very funny!

  3. Funny, lot of laughs

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