The Miracle of Toilet Paper
As with all of my “keepers”, I did not write this. I simply found it to be worth sharing!
The Miracle of Toilet Paper…
Fresh from her shower, a wife stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion…
“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day you should take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take?” she asks. “They will grow larger over a period of years,” the husband replies. She stops. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”
Without missing a beat he says, “It worked for your butt, didn’t it?”
He’s still alive and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again… when he regains consciousness.
Little Drops of Nectar 
I’ve tried this…and trust me, it doesn’t work. HA! HA!