The Miracle of Toilet Paper

As with all of my “keepers”, I did not write this.  I simply found it to be worth sharing!

The Miracle of Toilet Paper…

Fresh from her shower, a wife stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.  Instead of characteristically telling her it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion…

“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day you should take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.  “How long will this take?” she asks.  “They will grow larger over a period of years,” the husband replies.  She stops.  “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”

Without missing a beat he says, “It worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

He’s still alive and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again…  when he regains consciousness.

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~ by suitenectar on July 13, 2010.

One Response to “The Miracle of Toilet Paper”

  1. I’ve tried this…and trust me, it doesn’t work. HA! HA!

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