Little Drops of Nectar

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil has proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started and never finished.”

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished, and before leaving for work this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey’s Bristol Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel!

~ by suitenectar on July 15, 2010.

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