Cruel Wedding Night Prank
This actually happened to me. Seriously.
The wedding date was set and the groom’s three pals – A carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed – with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn’t commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom’s buddies received the following note:
DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN’T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.
BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY,
I’M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVACAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY.
*****As with all of my “keepers”, I did not write this. I simply found it to be worthy of sharing! MR
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