Cruel Wedding Night Prank

 

This actually happened to me. Seriously.

 

The wedding date was set and the groom’s three pals – A carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed – with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn’t commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom’s buddies received the following note:

DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN’T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.
BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY,
I’M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVACAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY.

*****As with all of my “keepers”, I did not write this.  I simply found it to be worthy of sharing!  MR

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~ by suitenectar on October 7, 2010.

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