Little Drops of Nectar

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
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In a Podiatrist’s office:

“Time wounds all heels.”
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:

“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
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At a Proctologist’s door:

“To expedite your visit please back in.”
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On a Plumber’s truck:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

“Invite us to your next blowout.”
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At a Towing company:

“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
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On an Electrician’s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.”
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On a Maternity Room door:

“Push. Push. Push.”
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At an Optometrist’s Office

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
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On a Taxidermist’s window:

“We really know our stuff.”
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On a Fence:

“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”
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At a Car Dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.”
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Outside a Muffler Shop:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
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In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
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At the Electric Company:

“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”
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In a Restaurant window:

“Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
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At a Propane Filling Station,

“Thank heaven for little grills.”
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And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

“Best place in town to take a leak.”

*** As with all of my “Keepers”, I did not write these.  I simply found them to be worth sharing.  -MR